Monday, April 20, 2009

Trolls

Ok so I have decided to blog again ....
Its been a while and I hope starting afresh will encourage me to keep it as updated as possible. So what is it that has got me blogging again? Amongst other things, including blogs of friends, an incident last night.


So here I begin my rant ><
I F*****N HATE TROLLS Yes thats right trolls. We all have them in our lives. They come in a variety of colours and styles but thre is no doubting the troll in people's lives. So why are these trolls so hated? Some people say that its because they are useless, others because they are ugly and some because they are down right annoying. I like to think that they are the epiphany of hatred and a combination of these and other such nasty things. Regardless of the colour or style of troll, there is no denying how downright ugly they are. Neither is there an escape from their lack of common sense and interpersonal skills. Alas they are a troll.

Take the example of Jah'rakal. For those that don't know who this is, it is the troll character from dota. First impression ? He is downright ugly. Yes that black thing on its face, isn't a dust mark nor is it a mole.. it is his face. And thus one can see how hideous trolls are.

Secondly, in its little description it clearly states that trolls were considered primitive and unreliable. Don't know about you guys but in my books they are still primitive and lack the basic human interaction skills.

Thirdly, one of the trolls attack is blind. Yes thats right it has the ability to render its opponents blind. That is to prove the lack of appealing looks, as well to signify people's lack of interest to pay any attention to such creatures.

Lastly, the troll has an ultimate known as Rampage. Yes thats right the troll goes into a feral rampage. I think that speaks for itself.

Ok, I know I said lastly but I aint done complaining.

It is common knowledge that troll is luck dependant - ie irl this means that success on their behalf is only accomplished by luck ><. In addition to this trolls are heavily dependant on farming - ok so for those of you who don't play dota this pretty much means that unless you have a good team backing you up at the start of the game and mid game, so you can go earn some extra cash to buy gd items, then your pretty much useless. Similarly, irl trolls simply are a result of the work that other people put in. Sound familiar? Well, there is bound to be a troll in all our lives. And indeed there appears to be one lurky in the forums as of late ><><>

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